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Vous avez remarqu\u00e9 ces gens au restaurant qui s’ennuient \u00e0 mourir ? Ils viennent avec un(e) ami(e) (ou plus) pour se faire un petit d\u00eener, mais ils ne trouvent malheureusement pas de sujet de conversation pendant tout le repas, \u00e0 part au tout d\u00e9but du d\u00eener et \u00e0 la fin (juste avant de se lever et de partir). Donc pendant qu’ils mangent et boivent leur bon vin, ils vous regardent… Ils se font tellement chier \u00e0 leur table et sont tellement jaloux de la vie qu’il a de votre c\u00f4t\u00e9 qu’ils se mettent automatiquement en mode d\u00e9sespoir ! Et il vous regarde… Lorsque vous vous en apercevez et que vous vous mettez \u00e0 \u00eatre, dans un premier temps g\u00ean\u00e9, puis dans un second temps \u00e9nerv\u00e9 (l\u00e0, vous fixez la personne dans les yeux), cette derni\u00e8re s’en fou… Elle continue… Elle ne veut pas perdre son seul moyen de distraction de la soir\u00e9e… Elle ne veut pas prendre le risque de dire \u00e0 quelqu’un le lendemain \u00ab\u00a0je me suis ennuy\u00e9 hier soir<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0. Elle veut plut\u00f4t lui dire : Hier c’\u00e9tait marrant, j’ai vu des gens d\u00e9biles qui avaient des sujets de conversation vraiment nul, \u00e7a m’a bien amus\u00e9. C’est \u00e7a le pire, c’est que ces gens consid\u00e8rent qu’ils ont pass\u00e9 une bonne soir\u00e9e en regardant les autres et en les jugeant !<\/p>\n

S’il te pla\u00eet toi qui te reconnais dans le r\u00f4le de Monsieur ou Madame d\u00e9sespoir au restaurant… ne vas plus au restaurant ! Reste chez toi si tu penses t’ennuyer et passer ta soir\u00e9e \u00e0 regarder les autres. Tu \u00e9conomiseras de l’argent, et tu laisseras ceux qui ont des choses \u00e0 se dire passer une soir\u00e9e tranquille !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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