{"id":772,"date":"2006-03-02T23:47:45","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T23:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/?p=772"},"modified":"2014-04-23T17:32:12","modified_gmt":"2014-04-23T15:32:12","slug":"guillaume-depardieuenfin-je-crois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/people\/guillaume-depardieuenfin-je-crois\/","title":{"rendered":"Guillaume Depardieu…enfin je crois !"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Je suis devant La M\u00e9thode Cauet et Guillaume Depardieu est interview\u00e9. Mais c’est quoi ce mec\u00a0? A quoi sert-il\u00a0? Il est compl\u00e8tement d\u00e9fonc\u00e9, raconte n’importe quoi, se prend pour je ne sais quoi… Je ne connaissais pas ce gars, mais je suis tr\u00e8s d\u00e9\u00e7u. Il n’aligne pas deux mots convenablement, il est bourr\u00e9… C’est la premi\u00e8re fois depuis que je regarde la m\u00e9thode Cauet que je vois une interview aussi chiant…<\/p>\n

Heureusement pour lui qui s’appelle Depardieu. Il para\u00eet qu’hier, chez Michel Denisot, sur Canal +, c’\u00e9tait aussi pire…<\/p>\n

Bref, heureusement que G\u00e9rard Depardieu est bien, car le fils, z\u00e9ro !!<\/p>\n

Les phrases cultes de l’\u00e9mission\u00a0:<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: Ca aide de s’appeler Depardieu ?
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: Non, \u00e9videmment que non\u00a0! (et il parlait s\u00e9rieusement!)<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: Tu aurais voulu changer de nom ?
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: On me l’a propos\u00e9. J’aurai voulu m’appeler Fils de pute.<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: Pourquoi ton p\u00e8re te d\u00e9testait ?
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: C’est de la jalousie. Il me d\u00e9testait car je suis g\u00e9nial\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: Au moment o\u00f9 \u00e7a allait mal dans ta vie, tu voulais tout arr\u00eater, donc arr\u00eater le cin\u00e9ma ?
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: Le cin\u00e9ma, mais j’ai jamais commenc\u00e9. Le cin\u00e9ma c’est juste une mani\u00e8re de se faire prendre en charge.<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: Tu as jou\u00e9 avec ton p\u00e8re, o\u00f9 c’est l’histoire d’un p\u00e8re qui a du mal \u00e0 communiquer avec son fils, on peut pas faire mieux.
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: Ton ptit sptich de merde, tu te le fou dans le cul\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Cauet<\/strong>\u00a0: On est pote maintenant (en parlant \u00e0 Guillaume)
\nDepardieu<\/strong>\u00a0: Fils de chien va\u00a0!<\/p>\n

Il se met \u00e0 traiter C\u00e9cile de Salope et \u00e0 hurler sur tout le plateau apr\u00e8s qu’on lui ai pos\u00e9 comme question\u00a0: Qu’est-ce que tu aimes dans la vie\u00a0?<\/p>\n

Alors l\u00e0, surprise<\/ins> :<\/strong> Je viens de voir la bande annonce dans lequel joue Guillaume Depardieu. Le film a l’air tr\u00e8s bien. Et Guillaume, avec du maquillage et sans barbe, il est bien. Il joue bien. Je suis impressionn\u00e9 car j’ai presque l’impression de voir un clochard en ce moment chez Cauet…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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