{"id":1125,"date":"2007-03-18T14:08:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-18T14:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/?p=1125"},"modified":"2008-08-08T16:55:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T14:55:33","slug":"femmes-au-volant-mort-au-tournant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/informacyde.com\/blog\/coups-de-gueule\/femmes-au-volant-mort-au-tournant\/","title":{"rendered":"Femmes au volant, mort au tournant !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/weblog\/images\/coupdegueule\/01_car_accident.jpg\" alt=\"\" style=\"display:block; margin:0 auto;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Me voil\u00e0 en train de signer mon arr\u00eat mort avec les femmes de cette plan\u00e8te&#8230; J&rsquo;ai beaucoup attendu avant d&rsquo;\u00e9crire cette note car je ne voulais pas dire n&rsquo;importe quoi et \u00eatre sur de ce que j&rsquo;avance. Mais l\u00e0, c&rsquo;est trop&nbsp;! Je ne peux plus garder \u00e7a dans ma t\u00eate. Je prends le risque de me faire d\u00e9tester, mais je compte bien dire ce qui m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve depuis ces 4 ans que je conduis. Et j&rsquo;ai des t\u00e9moins&nbsp;: Mes amis, avec qui je suis souvent en voiture, se rendent bien compte que je m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve toujours sur les m\u00eames personnes.<br \/>Ceux qui connaissent la note des <a href=\"http:\/\/www.informacyde.com\/weblog\/index.php?2006\/02\/26\/804-voiture-sans-permis\" hreflang=\"fr\">voitures sans permis<\/a> vont encore plus me tomber dessus et dire que je me prends pour le roi de la route (et par la m\u00eame occasion que je suis un gros macho), m\u00eame si c&rsquo;est faux, mais je m&rsquo;en moque&#8230;<br \/>\nVous l&rsquo;avez compris gr\u00e2ce au titre, j&rsquo;ai envi de pousser un coup de gueule sur la conduite des femmes. Je dis bien la conduite des femmes, et non des femmes elles-m\u00eames&nbsp;! Depuis que je conduis, dans 80% des cas o\u00f9 je m&rsquo;\u00e9nerve, c&rsquo;est sur une femme&nbsp;! Et je n&rsquo;invente rien&#8230; \u00c0 chaque fois qu&rsquo;une voiture s&rsquo;arr\u00eate en plein milieu de la route, met 3h \u00e0 se garer, change de file sans clignotants, roule \u00e0 20 Km\/h en ville, reste sur la file de gauche alors qu&rsquo;elle n&rsquo;avance pas, etc. , c&rsquo;est une femme qui tiens le volant&nbsp;! Je n&rsquo;en peux plus&#8230; Apprenez \u00e0 conduire ou prenez le taxi, vous \u00eates r\u00e9ellement dangereuse pour les autres&nbsp;! Vous n&rsquo;avez pas le feeling avec la route, avec les voitures, alors ne vous obstinez pas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Alors maintenant, avant que les femmes me traitent de machos et tout ce qui s&rsquo;en suit, j&rsquo;aimerais dire que je sais qu&rsquo;il existe des femmes qui conduisent tr\u00e8s bien et je le reconnais&nbsp;! Je sais \u00e9galement qu&#8217;il y a un certain nombre d&rsquo;hommes qui conduisent tr\u00e8s mal&nbsp;! Je sais aussi qu&rsquo;il y a beaucoup moins d&rsquo;accidents de femmes que d&rsquo;hommes (\u00e0 20 Km\/h, c&rsquo;est dur de faire un accident, rendez vous compte que c&rsquo;est en essayant de vous \u00e9viter qu&rsquo;on fait un accident par exemple)&#8230; Je ne dis pas que les femmes doivent arr\u00eater de conduire. Je dis juste que si elles ont peur en voiture (ce qui est \u00e9videmment le cas), il faut qu&rsquo;elles fassent l&rsquo;effort de s&rsquo;adapter \u00e0 la route, d&rsquo;arr\u00eater d&rsquo;avancer comme des tortues, de ne pas g\u00eaner les autres&#8230; On est souvent plus dangereux \u00e0 20 Km\/h qu&#8217;\u00e0 45 ou 50&nbsp;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me voil\u00e0 en train de signer mon arr\u00eat mort avec les femmes de cette plan\u00e8te&#8230; J&rsquo;ai beaucoup attendu avant d&rsquo;\u00e9crire cette note car je ne voulais pas dire n&rsquo;importe quoi&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-coups-de-gueule"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Femmes au volant, mort au tournant ! 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